Some days are jam-packed, smack-dabbin’ full. Today was one of those days….
I kicked around all day with friends. We saw and did some extraordinary things. We met a woman who was smoking crack. Well, really, she was just sunning her own crack because she was wearing exceptionally form-fitting plumber pants….hence exposing “said crack” to the high beams of the mid-day. We tag-teamed blogged about it too…. but I can’t post most of the things that were said, because, as you all know, this movie is Rated G, for the Goodiest of Two-Shoes. We discoverd a mystery dead bird. We sat next to a guy who ordered, and ate, a Fred-Flintstone-Sized steak. He went on to summons the waiter for dessert. We saw a $30 pile of cow poop….. not to mention some pretty expensive dinosaur dung. So very much transpired, in a relatively short period of time. These are just a few of my favorite things…… about this day.
Then, there were the Ugg Boots and Mini-Shorts…. everywhere. Which brings to mind the great quote by Samuel Johnson:
“Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those who we cannot resemble.”