Does this walk make my butt look big?

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Ten years ago, I laid ’em down.  Yeppers, after almost 25 years of smoking, I quit….. on this very date.  It is a good thing, really.   I mean, I loved to smoke… but who knows where it would have led me?   I would most probably be Lady 1, in the following scenario.

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Lady 1: “What’s that?”
Lady 2: “A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.”
Lady 1: “Where did you get it?”
Lady 2: “You can get them at any drugstore.”
The next day … Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: “It doesn’t matter as long as it fits a Camel.”

[Countdown:  Seven Days Remaining……]

4,013 thoughts on “Does this walk make my butt look big?”

  1. that is so funny polly, by the way im doing good hope i make it all the way!! isnt that something that i quit on the same day you did?

  2. sharon: that is so funny polly, by the way im doing good hope i make it all the way!!isnt that something that i quit on the same day you did?

    Very cool Sharon. I hope it continues on and on and on for you!

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