Little known fact here in these parts: “Heifer Dance” is huge. Huge, I’ll tell you. And if you’ve never had the opportunity to see it, well, all I can say is, you are really missing out. We have The Clogging Cows, and the world-famous Boogie Bulls, among many others. The most prestigious however, is the Ballet.
It takes practice and discipline. Most cows only have time for the cud chewing and milk giving. But there are a few select who start from an early age, and dance their little hooves off.
Below is a picture of Milk-Cow Baryshnikov giving lessons to a young student of the Bovine Ballet. As you can see, they are practicing Pirouettes at the Barre. (Notice the incredible form and technique displayed here.)