You herd it hear.
Maizy had had enough.
Oh life in the pen was making her crazy.
When she was just a little goat…. she started running with the wrong Herd. You know how kids are….. hanging out near the feed bins…. eating whole ears of corn, and chewing on tin cans with the tops still attached.
She was a good little goat at heart. But she ended up with the wrong pack of does and bucks. One day, Billy talked her in to getting on the hood of the pick up truck, and doing the Goat version of The River Dance… will ALL four hooves.
That was it. It made such a racket… with all the stomping and pounding. Farmer McDonald came out… and…. wellllllll…….. that was the end of that.
In the Pen. For life. Milk Goat.
And now… Maizy couldn’t take it for another minute. She wanted to be like her cousin… Annie the Antelope… running free in the wild.
Tomorrow she would put her plan in motion and bust out of this place. She had eaten all the hay… so there was no hope of making bale.
So… a breakout it would be. And with her new found freedom, she promised herself she would be an outstanding goat. A noble goat. A kind and generous goat.
A good goat. Not baaaaaaaaahhhhhhdddd.
No kidding.
“Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.” – Albert Camus
“May we think of freedom, not as the right to do as we please, but as the opportunity to do what is right.” – Peter Marshall