Gone Baby Gone.


I haven’t ever talked much about the dinosaurs here. It could be that I feel sorry for them. They up…. and got smelly. Or… as I heard it when I was a kid…. extra stink.

They are a pretty big topic of controversy right now. Some say they never existed. Others, according to the creation theory, suggest the dinos haven’t been absent for very long at all. In fact…. the theory states that the Universe, Earth and all life on Earth were created by direct acts of the Abrahamic God during a relatively short period, sometime between 5,700 and 10,000 years ago.

So then there are the scientists with the carbon dated fossil findings, linking dinosaurs to the period between 230 and 65 million years ago, in a time known as the Mesozoic Era.

This theory suggests this was many millions of years before the first modern humans, Homo sapiens, appeared….. during these 3 periods: the Triassic, Jurassic and Cretaceous.

Me…?  I think their arms were fat.  That is the reason they no longer exist.  Fatty arms.  Their wrists were too big to fit a watch.  And… as a result… they missed the departure time of the Ark.  It even says in the Bible how punctual Noah was.  “Be here on time… or we leave your butt behind.”

So who is right? The scientists or the religious creationists…. or ME?

Well… I will leave that for you all to explore and decide. That is why I don’t speak of dinosaurs here.

But I DO know this. I cancelled our Land Line Phone Account today. I’ve been doing the Extinct Dinosaur Dance all throughout the house….. pretty much for the entirety of the day. Woooooo. Dang. Hooooooo.. No more Century Link.

No more Service Provider Dinosaurs. The Missing Link to our land line is finally gone.

This mystery was solved by extinction as exerted by me. I am sure there are plenty of good people at that phone company. But for us… it got smelly. Those particular Dinosaurs are extra, extra stinky.

Not all those who wander are lost. – J. R. R. Tolkien

Lost time is never found again. – Benjamin Franklin

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