Advanced Animal Communications:
Frances?
Yeah, Ollie.
You are the best sister EVER! When I grow up Frances, I want to be just like you.
That’s sweet Ollie.
No. I mean it France. You are smart. You are kind. You are brave. You take care of me and Max and the humans. You seem to know exactly what to do… inside the house. And out here…. well, out here…. you are just awesome.
That’s sweet Ollie.
France… okay that’s it. Woooooooo! I can’t stand it another minute longer…. sitting here and acting like you…. not another minute more, I’ll tell you. I gotta’ go run into something and jump into the air and chase my tail now. Can I? Can I, huh?
Yes, Grasshopper. Go forth.
Did you say there was a grasshopper? I LOVE those things France. They are delicious. Where? Where is the grasshopper? Wanna’ go sniff butts? Let’s race France! Hey… is that my tail back there? What the heck… wooooo…. I’ll get it, get it, get it…….
*sigh*
Pierre?
Yes, Melvin?
Dogs are stupid Pierre.
You can say that again Mel.
“I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.” – Socrates
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