“Oh don’t land here….oh please. Not here. Noooooooooo……. not right on my head. C’mon now. Shooo. Shoooo you.”
“Just fly away. Okay, now. It’s not easy being a statue, especially at times like these. I stand here, day in, day out. The likes of you, landing on my head… so c’mon you. Go on. Git. Oh my, you ARE a BIG bird. HOLY CRAP….. what did you eat for lunch? Your butt smells like rotten Grackles. Common Grackles at that. Alright. Here’s what I’ll do…… I’ll say a little prayer for you.”
“The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
While combing my hair, now
And wondering what dress to wear, now
I say a little prayer for you….
Foverver, and ever….”
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