I met a guy while sitting on the park bench the other day. He owned an Origami store downtown here. But…. it folded.
There was another woman seated there with us. She was a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control her pupils.
And some other observations:
For History Buffs: The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
For the Athletic: It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
For the Geography-Minded: If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you’d be in Seine.
For the Scientific: Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’ The other says ‘Are you sure?’ The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’
The Religious: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
And finally…. for those of you sitting there rolling your eyes…. arms folded….. shaking your heads back & forth like the German Shepherd Bobble-Heads in the back windows of cars…..
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
The Queen of Corn