Oh my gracious grits Madge…. I can’t believe you did it again!
Did what Helen?
Madge, I specifically asked you NOT to wear the green jacket!
I thought you asked me “NOT to tear the bean…. hack it.”
What in the world could that possibly mean Madge….. WHAT…. don’t tear the bean……..
Helen, I wouldn’t know. You’re always coming up with those funny phrases.
They are NOT funny phrases. You just can’t hear worth a darn Madge. I also said “Don’t wear your black pants.”
Oh heavens.… I know for sure you said…. “Don’t scare the back trance.”
And WHAT on earth could THAT mean, Madge… what….what trance Madge…… and, and…. the purse, the purse Madge. What about the purse?
What hearse Helen?
Arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh…… just be quiet you old fool.
Helen….
WHAT is it Madge, WHAT?
Helen, you look just lovely today…..
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