One of those days.

Some days are jam-packed, smack-dabbin’ full.  Today was one of those days….

I kicked around all day with friends.  We saw and did some extraordinary things.  We met a woman who was smoking crack.  Well, really, she was just sunning her own crack because she was wearing exceptionally form-fitting plumber pants….hence exposing “said crack” to the high beams of the mid-day.  We tag-teamed blogged about it too…. but I can’t post most of the things that were said, because, as you all know, this movie is Rated G, for the Goodiest of Two-Shoes.  We discoverd a mystery dead bird.  We sat next to a guy who ordered, and ate, a Fred-Flintstone-Sized steak.  He went on to summons the waiter for dessert.  We saw a $30 pile of cow poop….. not to mention some pretty expensive dinosaur dung.  So very much transpired, in a relatively short period of time.  These are just a few of my favorite things…… about this day.

Then, there were the Ugg Boots and Mini-Shorts…. everywhere.  Which brings to mind the great quote by Samuel Johnson:

“Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those who we cannot resemble.”

Ridiculous.

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